david not david

david not david

2️⃣131: Pootie Tang Email 🌽

2️⃣131: Pootie Tang Email 🌽

man, david not david done did it again

david not david
2️⃣130: You Can Do Anything ☃️

2️⃣130: You Can Do Anything ☃️

all you have to do is choose

david not david
2️⃣129: Algorithm For Prez : RECOUNT 💽

2️⃣129: Algorithm For Prez : RECOUNT 💽

there's no IG in "freedom"

david not david
2️⃣128: Algorithm For President 🗳️

2️⃣128: Algorithm For President 🗳️

it's not you, it's the internet

david not david
2️⃣127: Are You Not Entertained 🍅

2️⃣127: Are You Not Entertained 🍅

all critics, no critical thinking

david not david
2️⃣126: Big D Energy 🤠

2️⃣126: Big D Energy 🤠

siempre fui yo, siempre fui

david not david
2️⃣125: People You Shouldn't Trust in 2025 🥱

2️⃣125: People You Shouldn't Trust in 2025 🥱

untrustworthiness levels are off the charts

david not david
2️⃣124: I'm Going to Fight Big Sean 🤺

2️⃣124: I'm Going to Fight Big Sean 🤺

he's like 5'3 lol

david not david
2️⃣123: If You're Reading This, There's Still Time 👨‍💻

2️⃣123: If You're Reading This, There's Still Time 👨‍💻

we're only 12.3% of the way there

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2️⃣122: Ford & Ferrari Were A**holes 🏎️

2️⃣122: Ford & Ferrari Were A**holes 🏎️

we have better role models

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