2️⃣070: don't look for me, i'm Home IV 🏚

Let's grab a drink at that new spot you told me about 

Can't. I'm home right now 

Perfect, I'm by Wynwood. I'll swing by and pick you up. 

Na, I'm not at my place. I'm Home. 

Huh? 🤨

Pero tu eres bien entregao con las islitas. Tienes a Culebra y Vieques. ¡Hasta Mona! Ese tatuaje me gusta 🫵🏻 

¿Es Daylight Savings so perdimos una hora verda? 

All the football games start at 2 pm now. 

I don't miss that. Pero, the sun setting before 6 pm really does make it feel like Home ☺️🌖

I was wondering, your tattoo, what state is that? Is it Kentucky? No, it's definitely Tennessee. It's Tennesee, isn't it?!?! 👀

[Spring Break 2014]

You guys really love Church's Chicken down here, don't you?

I mean, yeah. 

The honey biscuits are so good 💛

But, like, you REALLY love fast food. 

I mean, the same as everyone. 

I'm from upstate New York, and my town isn't the smallest, but in the last 3 blocks, we've passed about 10 different fast food spots. There were two McDonald's and three Church's Chicken. That's more Church's Chickens than I've ever seen in the entirety of the state of New York. 

...the honey biscuits, though...

They're so good 💛

Ese copy que escribiste no funciona, tienes que escribir más boricua. Es que tú sabes que ellos son más puertorriqueños que nosotros. 

¿Fuck is that supposed to mean?

Come on, Dave, you know que nosotros nos pasamos hablando más en ingles que ellos so maybe no escribes ni piensas en la misma manera que ellos han hecho para sus posts 🙅🏻‍♂️🧢

¿Should I speak in English o puedes en español?

Na, tranquila, en español.

Oka, es que nunca puedes estar seguro por aquí 😬

Na, pero escucha esto. Este tipo se llama David, pero le dice a todos los gringos que lo llamen David. Pero todos sus amigos le decíamos David toda la vida, pero ahora es David. So ellos nos escuchan diciendo David, y nosotros los escuchamos diciendo David, y nadie sabe que carajo está pasando. 

Si no te gusta David, you take that shit up with Martha. 

So you're home, but you're not at your place. 

We don't have the house right now. 

🧐

I'm in Puerto Rico. 

But you live in Miami. 

Yeah. 

And your parents live in Orlando. 

Yup. 

And you also don't have a place in Puerto Rico, and you're staying at your friend's place?

Exactly. 

And that's home?

Yes. 

ngl that's confusing